Survival Supplies
I need a list, preferably a list of survival supplies. Supplies that you wouldn’t venture into rustic surroundings without. Necessities only, please. After all, we are camping here. Guys camping – no women allowed.
Camping the manly way means that pity fish could be on the menu. Pity fish, a rare catch, can only be found on the fishing hooks of the occasional passerby, overcome by grief at a great display of futility. Camping the manly way means that only one dish is prepared in an location other than the fire. That dish? Macoroni and cheese. We must take pride in our cast iron cookware. Camping the manly way means beer and videogames. Lots of videogames.
In any case, we’ll need some stuff. Let’s get this list started:
- Beer
- Beer
- Cast iron skillet
- Cast iron pot
- Sandwich fire cooker
- Charged battery, in case of dry camping; it might be cold
- Refilled propane for the camper
- Charged GBA, DS, and PSP
- DVDs – Upright Citizen’s Brigade, …
- Firewood