Bits and Pieces
Cambell and Chase got into an argument the other day regarding who is bigger. Chase is developing a bit of a complex. He’s the smaller of the two by about two or three inches. He’s also two years younger. This fight will be interesting when they are closer to 10 and 8 than 5 and 3.
The wife’s Star magazine rests upon a shelf directly above the toilet of our master bedroom. Britney, please get your act together. You are haunting me while I pee.
As a bit of a planning exercise for my upcoming anniversary, I took a look at the local performing arts centers. There’s nothing exciting happening this weekend but they are showing Underpants next year. I qualify that search as a success.
The wife was quite unaware of any recent arguments concerning height. Still, she made magic mashed potatoes for dinner. You know, the kind that make you taller as you eat them. According to the lines she drew on the wall, the potatoes had a dramatic effect. I, however, can report no noticeable changes to the overall results.
