I’ve found that my son doesn’t particularly like to pee in his diaper.
\nI suppose that isn’t entirely odd; I wouldn’t want to either. It is<\/i>
\ncramped in there. He’s freshly circumcised, so it can’t be too
\ncomfortable. To top it off, you have to wait for daddy or mommy to
\nrecognize your discontent and free you from the task of laying in
\nyour own urine. It doesn’t sound nice at all.<\/p>\n
That’s why Cam has thought of a much more efficient system: go when
\ndaddy takes off the diaper. It’s about as glamorous as it sounds.<\/p>\n
It’s also not so bad. At this point – about six days in – hazardous
\nwaste duty is just part of the job. The worst part of the occasional
\nrandom shower is that it will often soak his outfit, resulting
\nin its share of dirty looks and upset crys as I remove and then add
\ntwo layers of clothing.<\/p>\n
What about me? The pee on my shirt is a
\n(hopefully) tiny badge of honor. The poo on my hands is merely a
\nflesh wound. The wife and I cackle at the sights and sounds that
\ngreet the other during each diaper changing exercise.
\nThe wife was having a good chuckle about one particular episode until
\nshe realized her foot was wet.<\/p>\n
Ever wonder why parents have simply no shame
\nwhen it comes to their kids bodily functions? The dad who holds
\nthe kleenex and says, “BLOW!” has been here. The mom who spit
\nshines the unknown material from a forehead has lived it – morning,
\nnoon, and night. A week in the trenches has me primed. I can only
\nimagine what a tiny lifetime will do.<\/p>\n
I’m sure that, in time, he’ll outgrow this little problem.
\nWhile I wait, I have a another, slightly larger problem: yellow,
\nbreast milk shaken, projectile turd squirts. Duck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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