{"id":144,"date":"2003-09-23T12:51:24","date_gmt":"2003-09-23T12:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2003-09-23T12:51:24","modified_gmt":"2003-09-23T12:51:24","slug":"fancy-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Fancy Dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ESPN is running a poll about <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/chat\/sportsnation\/story?page=endzone\">touchdown celebrations<\/a> today.  All-time classics and recent notables alike are included.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite on the list?  The Lambeau Leap.  There&#8217;s something about throwing your body into the stands that just shouts football to me.  Maybe I need to book some tickets for a Sunday in Green Bay.  Honorable mention goes to the Mile High Salute.  It&#8217;s short, quick, and to the point.<\/p>\n<p>The worst?  Unquestionably, Warren Sapp&#8217;s wiggle.  Watching that 350 pound man bounce around in the end zone was horrible.  It nearly made the eyes bleed.  He should apologize personally to Beyonce Knowles.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s missing?  How about the one where you hand the ball to the referee and walk to your bench?  Yeah, I&#8217;ve been here before.  I&#8217;ll be back later.  Now that is classy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ESPN is running a poll about touchdown celebrations today. All-time classics and recent notables alike are included. My favorite on the list? The Lambeau Leap. There&#8217;s something about throwing your body into the stands that just shouts football to me. Maybe I need to book some tickets for a Sunday in Green Bay. Honorable mention [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}