{"id":149,"date":"2003-10-08T12:30:41","date_gmt":"2003-10-08T12:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=149"},"modified":"2003-10-08T12:30:41","modified_gmt":"2003-10-08T12:30:41","slug":"cruise-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=149","title":{"rendered":"Cruise Control"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cambell has gained the ability to climb up a piece of furniture to a standing position.  He then uses the furniture as a prop to walk, or cruise, around the room.  He&#8217;s enjoying it quite a bit.  His parents are flustered.  Suddenly, he&#8217;s mobile.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Cruising\" src=\"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/archives\/images\/2003 10 camCruise.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"392\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" vspace=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p>In response, the wife and I spent the weekend babyproofing the family room.  The room got a good cleaning, had some furniture rearranged, and had nearly all of its contents first removed and then reintroduced to a new resting place.  It was an all day job.  We couldn&#8217;t believe just how much junk was stored in that room.  DVDs were moved from here to there.  CDs were pushed out of reach.  The knick-knacks on the shelf better move or, better yet, find a nice, cozy storage box.  It was the kind of cleaning where you look about the room in the middle of the job and realize that there isn&#8217;t a spare patch of carpet anywhere.  What do we do with all this stuff?  Like any good pack rat, mostly we just moved it around.<\/p>\n<p>A side effect of his new mobility is that Cambell is beginning to learn what the word &#8220;no&#8221; means.  He doesn&#8217;t understand (or choose to understand) entirely &#8212; his chuckles at the wife testify to this &#8212; but he&#8217;s getting it.  Still, the TV now has a habit of changing channels without my assistance.  Those CDs he has his hands on have already become a point of contention.<\/p>\n<p>Accompanying the little guy on his latest fully upright travels are his first two teeth.  They came in as a group, sprouting on the top left and right of his mouth.  In my opinion, he&#8217;s been a pretty good sport about the whole bones tearing through flesh thing.  After all, it doesn&#8217;t sound very comfortable.  The odd thing is that his two new teeth will give him a vampiric look if they don&#8217;t soon get some company.  Thankfully, that whole turn into a bat thing seems to be beyond him, at least for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cambell has gained the ability to climb up a piece of furniture to a standing position. He then uses the furniture as a prop to walk, or cruise, around the room. He&#8217;s enjoying it quite a bit. His parents are flustered. Suddenly, he&#8217;s mobile. In response, the wife and I spent the weekend babyproofing the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}