{"id":184,"date":"2004-05-08T13:33:14","date_gmt":"2004-05-08T13:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=184"},"modified":"2004-05-08T13:33:14","modified_gmt":"2004-05-08T13:33:14","slug":"new-toilet-in-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=184","title":{"rendered":"New Toilet in Town"},"content":{"rendered":"

The wife and I purchased a brand new potty for the little one today. It’s pretty snazzy, if I must say myself. It’s sports a cute little transformable stool for him to stand on (no, not that kind of stool), a pee shield, and works in either a standalone manner or as part of our bigger, much more adult-sized toilet. We’re a little excited.<\/p>\n

Now we are quite aware that we (and, ahem, quite possibly Cam as well) is ahead of schedule<\/a> but he’s been giving us unmistakable signals that he’s ready to start leaving the whole sit in my feces things behind. For example, today he peed in our toilet 4 separate times.<\/p>\n

The great thing about it is that he has such a good time doing it. Congratulations rain down from his parents as he gets up, flushes the toilet, and waves the pee pee goodbye. A good time is had by all. Don’t worry. The festivities are bound to be more subdued in about twenty years.<\/p>\n

We’re pretty realistic about his chances of success with his newfound toy — we’ve read a bit about the normal timetable and we haven’t really approached the whole subject of number 2 quite yet. But, hey, I have no trouble getting the party started a little early, especially when that party could signal a temporary stoppage of my diaper changing duties.<\/p>\n

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