{"id":185,"date":"2004-05-14T13:00:58","date_gmt":"2004-05-14T13:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=185"},"modified":"2004-05-14T13:00:58","modified_gmt":"2004-05-14T13:00:58","slug":"whiners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"Whiners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m still watching Survivor.  Like millions of others, I dedicated my Sunday night  to watching the finale of this season&#8217;s Survivor.  Somehow I&#8217;ve managed to see them all.  I&#8217;m almost ashamed that I enjoy the spectacle of it all so much.<\/p>\n<p>But I do.  The harsh conditions, the interesting cast of characters, and the emotional turmoil that results is entertaining.  And let&#8217;s not forget the bug eating.  Yum.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a guilty pleasure made worse by the fact that each season tends to end the same.  A bunch of grumpy jurors with major chips or their shoulders confront two finalists that used nefarious means to get to the top.  It&#8217;s a classic setup, in that the favor of the disgruntled losers plays a very big part in the eventual winner, and I&#8217;m very much surprised that everyone hasn&#8217;t gotten the memo.<\/p>\n<p>This is a game.  In fact, it&#8217;s a game <i>about<\/i> betrayal.  Your exit from the tribe is never going to end anything but badly.  You didn&#8217;t want to leave.  You were forced out, not only by the two folks in front of you but by everyone to your left.  Don&#8217;t look so dismayed.  I know you want to place blame.  I understand that you might want sympathy but quiet the sour grapes.<\/p>\n<p>I believed that this season, being the one with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/survivor8\/index.shtml\">cast of all stars<\/a>, would be different.  A second visit would surely clear these details up.  I was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Lex couldn&#8217;t believe a friend could betray him after betraying two of his own buddies, throwing his tribe into a losing spiral in the process (oh, the irony).  Cathy couldn&#8217;t believe good old Boston Rob would sell her out.  Look around.  You weren&#8217;t the only one.  Tom couldn&#8217;t imagine that he would be set up.  Surprise, surprise.<\/p>\n<p>But the spectacle still bemused me, enough so that both the wife and I voted in the contest for the second million (I should note, that <i>my<\/i> vote went to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/primetime\/survivor8\/survivors\/bio\/rupert.shtml\">winner<\/a> of this second bundle of dough.  Now go buy another shirt.).  Maybe I should compete.  I&#8217;d love my chance at a finale speech.  Put away those self-serving glares. I&#8217;m here because I lied, cheated, and betrayed; I played the game.  Any questions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m still watching Survivor. Like millions of others, I dedicated my Sunday night to watching the finale of this season&#8217;s Survivor. Somehow I&#8217;ve managed to see them all. I&#8217;m almost ashamed that I enjoy the spectacle of it all so much. But I do. The harsh conditions, the interesting cast of characters, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}