{"id":189,"date":"2004-05-25T23:15:35","date_gmt":"2004-05-25T23:15:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=189"},"modified":"2004-05-25T23:15:35","modified_gmt":"2004-05-25T23:15:35","slug":"my-flowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=189","title":{"rendered":"My Flowers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The wife surprised me with one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jakkstvgames.com\/namco.html\">these<\/a> when I walked in the door from work today.  I was quite pleased.  No, it doesn&#8217;t smell wonderful and, no, I don&#8217;t need a vase or water to keep it alive.  But, you know, flowers of the pedal kind aren&#8217;t my thing.  Cool pieces of technology &#8212; now that&#8217;s some horticulture I can rally around.<\/p>\n<p>Word to the wise:  know how to keep your man happy.  Women aren&#8217;t the only ones who appreciate the unsoliticed gift now and then, even if it requires a TV to bloom properly.<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The wife surprised me with one of these when I walked in the door from work today. I was quite pleased. No, it doesn&#8217;t smell wonderful and, no, I don&#8217;t need a vase or water to keep it alive. But, you know, flowers of the pedal kind aren&#8217;t my thing. Cool pieces of technology &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}