{"id":202,"date":"2004-08-12T13:08:43","date_gmt":"2004-08-12T13:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=202"},"modified":"2004-08-12T13:08:43","modified_gmt":"2004-08-12T13:08:43","slug":"i-cant-wait-to-poop-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Wait to Poop Brown!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been feeling like crap since about Sunday afternoon.  My stomach and mouth can&#8217;t seem to agree on what constitutes a healthy meal.  My ass keeps interrupting to weigh in with its own opinion.<\/p>\n<p>My illness this week has led to some interesting challenges.  I&#8217;ve been spending time on both sides of the sickness fence.  On Monday, I stayed home and slept.  The hour or so I spent in a status meeting that day were painful, as sitting upright made my nauseous meter go to full.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, I&#8217;ve been heading to work with mixed success.  I feel good.  I feel bad.  I feel in between.  Yesterday, I made it down to a customer site only to spend half my time in the bathroom issuing lighting strikes that crackled through the nearby halls.  Watch out.<\/p>\n<p>Believe it or not, I have other things to discuss outside of a good, solid grip on the toilet seat.<\/p>\n<p><b>Madden<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Madden 2005 was released late last week and I haven&#8217;t bought it.  This would be considered news, as it may mark the first time in about 10 years I have not purchased the game immediately after it was released.  I&#8217;d say the issue was money but it&#8217;s also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.espnvideogames.com\/nfl2k5\/\">this<\/a>.  I&#8217;ve joined an online football league and I&#8217;m winning.  Madden will have to wait.<\/p>\n<p><b>While I&#8217;m on the subject &#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another, more conservative, <a href=\"http:\/\/slate.msn.com\/id\/2104983\/fr\/rss\/\">article<\/a> about stem cell research and Kerry&#8217;s disingenuous use of it as an issue.  He wants to lift the stem cell ban.  That should be easy.  No such ban exists.<\/p>\n<p><b>DOOM!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I picked up a copy of Doom 3 the day it was released and I have to say I&#8217;m pretty happy with it.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gamerankings.com\/htmlpages2\/469881.asp\">Most reviews<\/a> have been pretty positive.  Some haven&#8217;t been that enthusiastic.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just pleased that they included an actual game along with some of the most impressive technology I&#8217;ve seen in a videogame.  They took a couple parts Half-Life, a couple parts System Shock 2, and turned off the lights.  I&#8217;ll have something to show off my PC while I wait for all the (sure to be) amazing user modifications to be released.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Metro<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I rode the DC metro to work yesterday and couldn&#8217;t help but think a bit about Spain and their absolutely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ipsnews.net\/interna.asp?idnews=22856\">awful reaction<\/a> to terrorism.  Of course, I did all that thinking before I got to the train.  It didn&#8217;t really cross my mind once I was there.  Good thing.  There&#8217;s something about the metro and its underground tunnels that I enjoy. I&#8217;m sure that has something to do with the fact that I don&#8217;t have to ride it every day.<\/p>\n<p><b>Baby Room, part 2<\/b><\/p>\n<p>My wife keeps mentioning something about a baby that&#8217;s expected at our doorstep in the near future.  I&#8217;m unsure of what she&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/archives\/000193.html#000193\">talking about<\/a> but I&#8217;m feeling the pressure (and the knocks on the inside of her belly).  Somehow she expects me to give up my computer room for our oldest child.  That won&#8217;t be a problem.  However, getting me off my ass to do so will.<\/p>\n<p>And isn&#8217;t about time I stop talking about my ass?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been feeling like crap since about Sunday afternoon. My stomach and mouth can&#8217;t seem to agree on what constitutes a healthy meal. My ass keeps interrupting to weigh in with its own opinion. My illness this week has led to some interesting challenges. I&#8217;ve been spending time on both sides of the sickness fence. 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