{"id":21,"date":"2002-08-06T23:50:56","date_gmt":"2002-08-06T23:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2002-08-06T23:50:56","modified_gmt":"2002-08-06T23:50:56","slug":"the-sky-is-falling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"The Sky is Falling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever have one of those days (or nights, in my case)?<\/p>\n<p>After some cheerful &#8220;veg&#8221; time in front of the TV with the wife, I decided to go<br \/>\nupstairs, check my email, and maybe even write my next<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\">blog<\/a>.<br \/>\nThat, however, was not meant to be (at least not right away).<\/p>\n<p>I first knew something was wrong when I felt something &#8220;squishy&#8221; under<br \/>\nmy bare foot just outside the kitchen.  Anyone who owns a pet just knows<br \/>\nthat this is a bad sign.  (As a side note, the squishy game is something the pets and I play together every once and a while.  Both pets eagerly await the<br \/>\narrival of our<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/archives\/000013.html#000013\">new child<\/a><br \/>\n, as I&#8217;m sure the he or she will happily join in and<br \/>\nprobably teach them a thing or two in the process.)  It seems that our cute<br \/>\nlittle kitty cat left me a present; a present that must have begun with<br \/>\nno small amount of hacking (again, those who own a cat know the sound).<\/p>\n<p>While attempting to wipe away my cat&#8217;s little work of art, a trip up the steps<br \/>\nby my wife revealed that the kitty had been hard at work, obviously attempting<br \/>\nto turn our hallway into her own personal gallery of the grotesque.  It wasn&#8217;t<br \/>\nreally all that bad.  After all, two cat pastries is hardly a surprise<br \/>\nanymore (why have one when you can have two) and it probably serves<br \/>\nme right for snickering about a<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/wonderwhy.blogspot.com\/2002_08_01_wonderwhy_archive.html#79892002\">friend&#8217;s post<\/a> on the same subject<br \/>\nearlier today.  Oh Lord, what was that sound?<\/p>\n<p>It came from my left.  Did I really want to lift my head from the cleaning job<br \/>\nat hand to see what was the matter?  Hey, what happened to the flower pot that<br \/>\nused to sit on the window sill?  When did the floor of the kitchen become<br \/>\nthe inside of an Indian teepee?  Who fertilized the tile?  Oh, there&#8217;s the flower<br \/>\npot.  It&#8217;s now over there.  What used to be planted in there anyway?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s funny how just a couple of events can break up a perfectly good, and<br \/>\nperfectly peaceful, routine.  A couple of bad events in succession<br \/>\ncan make it seem like the world is quickly becoming unraveled; even if,<br \/>\nin truth, those events create only minor inconveniences.  Maybe I should appreciate simple silence, like the quiet outside of my window right now,<br \/>\na bit more and maybe I should appreciate the cat&#8217;s cute little purr each and<br \/>\nevery time.  After all, the next noise she makes could be much more<br \/>\nsinister.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever have one of those days (or nights, in my case)? After some cheerful &#8220;veg&#8221; time in front of the TV with the wife, I decided to go upstairs, check my email, and maybe even write my next blog. That, however, was not meant to be (at least not right away). I first knew something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}