{"id":218,"date":"2004-11-02T07:00:26","date_gmt":"2004-11-02T07:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=218"},"modified":"2004-11-02T07:00:26","modified_gmt":"2004-11-02T07:00:26","slug":"alternate-worlds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"Alternate Worlds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Kerry, in his acceptance speech, thanked voters for his victory.  &#8220;I want to thank everyone for looking past niggling issues such as the war on terror to vote me into office.  By the way, I was joking.  I really am a liberal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His running mate and soon-to-be vice president Hillary Clinton chirped in with some thoughts of own, speaking about aggresive legislation they would help put on the books.  &#8220;My first act as co-president will be to introduce a bill outlawing extramarital affairs.  Violators will be castrated.&#8221;  Follow-ups with members of congress resulted in many shocked faces and harried brows.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, ok, this didn&#8217;t really happen.  Well, it did happen but only during a game of <a href=\"http:\/\/totalgaming.stardock.com\/games\/pmachine.asp\">The Political Machine<\/a>, a fascination of mine this election cycle.  The game challenges you to win the election.  It allows alternate realities.  I had a lot of fun knocking around my man George by simply changing the subject of the debate.<\/p>\n<p>That said, I don&#8217;t see something similar happening tonight.  I certainly could be wrong but I don&#8217;t see Kerry winning this evening.  Why?  I&#8217;m glad you asked.<\/p>\n<p>I liken this election to the one eight years ago.  Much like that election, a lot of folks were less interested in voting for a candidate than voting against one.  Heck, I voted for Dole and even I, a devote Republican, will cop to that.<\/p>\n<p>Voting against someone generally doesn&#8217;t inspire people, even in times of war.  You need something to push folks to the polls.  I don&#8217;t think a lack of confidence does that.<\/p>\n<p>If Kerry does come out on top, I believe that a general hatred of our war in Iraq will be the reason.  That said, I wouldn&#8217;t cash in the meal ticket too early.  I&#8217;ll agree that the folks that disagree with the war in Iraq have certainly been loud.  I&#8217;m not yet convinced they have the numbers they claim.  Are they a vocal majority or simply vocal?<\/p>\n<p>By tonight we&#8217;ll know for sure.  I have my opinion.  I&#8217;ll place <a href=\"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/archives\/000227.html#000227\">my vote<\/a> and I&#8217;ll stand behind the winner, no matter who it is.  In the meantime, Kerry might want to visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stardock.com\/\">Stardock<\/a> and make a purchase.  In fantasyland, he and Hillary make a perfect match.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Kerry, in his acceptance speech, thanked voters for his victory. &#8220;I want to thank everyone for looking past niggling issues such as the war on terror to vote me into office. By the way, I was joking. I really am a liberal.&#8221; His running mate and soon-to-be vice president Hillary Clinton chirped in with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}