{"id":238,"date":"2005-05-10T12:05:31","date_gmt":"2005-05-10T12:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=238"},"modified":"2005-05-10T12:05:31","modified_gmt":"2005-05-10T12:05:31","slug":"what-up-with-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=238","title":{"rendered":"What Up with the Kids?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m glad you asked.  During the massive gaps in both time and space between my postings over the last couple months, a lot has been going on with the kids.<\/p>\n<p>For example, Chase is rolling over.  He&#8217;s actually been doing it for a couple of weeks now.  As of two Sundays ago, the date of his dedication, he&#8217;s been rolling over with a passion, using it as a means of transportation that we&#8217;ve termed log rolling.  An ability that weeks ago simply worried dad and mom whilst he twisted and turned in his bed is now a source of freedom and a means of escape.  That twinkle in his eye as he raises his head and gets his knees under him is his way of telling me that crawling won&#8217;t be far behind.<\/p>\n<p>Cambell, on the other hand, is singing, a lot.  He started in earnest when the wife decided to place a CD of children&#8217;s Christian tunes in the truck.  He absolutely loves this music, and finds the time to carry the tune <em>Jesus Loves Me<\/em> or <em>The Lord&#8217;s Army<\/em> along with him wherever he goes.  The only problem is that this particular CD hasn&#8217;t left its new home since.  I&#8217;m starting to get concerned that the truck won&#8217;t start without little children singing in the background.<\/p>\n<p>Now don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m incredibly proud that my kid loves to sing and, even better, loves to sing songs about God.  It&#8217;s a little startling, in that you just don&#8217;t expect him to be able to do something like this at such an early age, and &#8212; it must be said &#8212; it&#8217;s absolutely adorable.  But, there&#8217;s only so many times you can hear the Christian version of <em>If You&#8217;re Happy and You Know It<\/em> before you want to jump from a moving vehicle.  I don&#8217;t know how many more times I&#8217;ll survive the current play list.<\/p>\n<p>Not to be left out, Chase has begun to speak.  I&#8217;m very proud that he has chosen his first word in this world to be the nickname of his old man.  &#8220;Dada&#8221; is pure music to my ears.  It&#8217;d be even better if it wasn&#8217;t often part of one demand or another.  &#8220;Dada, pick me up!  Dada, I&#8217;m hungry!&#8221;  I&#8217;m, of course, doing just a little bit baby to English translation here.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how it happened but Cam has taken a sudden liking to Barney.  He&#8217;s oblivious to my objections, which are thickly concealed and almost surely a result of how far this particular purple dinosaur was pushed down my throat when I was doing my babysitting more than ten years or so ago (Yikes!  Has it been that long?).  I don&#8217;t really have a problem with this, even though my subconscious has always considered the child&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kidzworld.com\/site\/p537.htm\">carnivore<\/a> to be just a tad evil.  The fact that I&#8217;m often the recipient of &#8220;a kiss from me to you&#8221; helps.  It helps a lot.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the quick rundown and, as I&#8217;m sure will always be the case, it skips a lot of stuff &#8212; from irrational fears of the drain to carrots between the toes.  There&#8217;s only so much time in the day to fill this area with wonderful stories of my kids.  The rest of it I&#8217;ll likely try to spend sleeping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m glad you asked. During the massive gaps in both time and space between my postings over the last couple months, a lot has been going on with the kids. For example, Chase is rolling over. He&#8217;s actually been doing it for a couple of weeks now. 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