{"id":277,"date":"2006-11-09T10:27:47","date_gmt":"2006-11-09T14:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=277"},"modified":"2006-11-09T11:57:42","modified_gmt":"2006-11-09T15:57:42","slug":"survival-supplies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=277","title":{"rendered":"Survival Supplies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need a list, preferably a list of survival supplies.\u00a0 Supplies that you wouldn&#8217;t venture into rustic surroundings without.\u00a0 Necessities only, please.\u00a0\u00a0After all, we are camping here.\u00a0 Guys camping &#8211; no women allowed.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Camping the manly way means that pity fish could be on the menu.\u00a0 Pity fish, a rare catch, can only be found on the fishing hooks of the occasional\u00a0passerby, overcome by grief at a\u00a0great display of\u00a0futility.\u00a0 Camping the manly way means that only one dish is prepared in an location other than the fire.\u00a0 That dish?\u00a0 Macoroni and cheese.\u00a0 We must take pride in our cast iron cookware.\u00a0 Camping the manly way means beer and videogames.\u00a0 Lots of videogames.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, we&#8217;ll need some stuff.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s get this list started:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Beer<\/li>\n<li>Beer<\/li>\n<li>Cast iron skillet<\/li>\n<li>Cast iron pot<\/li>\n<li>Sandwich fire cooker<\/li>\n<li>Charged battery, in case of dry camping; it might be cold<\/li>\n<li>Refilled propane for the camper<\/li>\n<li>Charged GBA, DS, and PSP<\/li>\n<li>DVDs &#8211; Upright Citizen&#8217;s Brigade, &#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Firewood<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need a list, preferably a list of survival supplies.\u00a0 Supplies that you wouldn&#8217;t venture into rustic surroundings without.\u00a0 Necessities only, please.\u00a0\u00a0After all, we are camping here.\u00a0 Guys camping &#8211; no women allowed.\u00a0 Camping the manly way means that pity fish could be on the menu.\u00a0 Pity fish, a rare catch, can only be found [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}