{"id":287,"date":"2007-11-16T19:38:10","date_gmt":"2007-11-16T23:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=287"},"modified":"2007-11-16T19:38:11","modified_gmt":"2007-11-16T23:38:11","slug":"bits-and-pieces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"Bits and Pieces"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cambell and Chase got into an argument the other day regarding who is bigger.&nbsp; Chase&nbsp;is developing&nbsp;a bit of a complex.&nbsp; He&#8217;s the smaller of the two by about two or three inches.&nbsp; He&#8217;s also two years younger.&nbsp; This fight will be interesting when they are closer to 10 and 8 than 5 and 3.<\/p>\n<p>The wife&#8217;s Star magazine rests upon a shelf directly above the toilet of our master bedroom.&nbsp; Britney, please get your act together.&nbsp;&nbsp;You are haunting me while I pee.<\/p>\n<p>As a bit of a planning exercise for my upcoming anniversary, I&nbsp;took a look at the local performing arts centers.&nbsp; There&#8217;s nothing exciting happening this weekend but they&nbsp;are showing <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.totempoleplayhouse.org\/show_3.asp\">Underpants<\/a><\/em> next year.&nbsp; I qualify that search as a success.<\/p>\n<p>The wife was quite unaware of any recent arguments concerning height.&nbsp; Still, she made magic mashed potatoes for dinner.&nbsp; You know, the kind that make you taller <em>as you eat them<\/em>.&nbsp; According to the lines she drew on the wall, the potatoes&nbsp;had a dramatic effect.&nbsp; I, however,&nbsp;can report no noticeable changes to the overall results.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cambell and Chase got into an argument the other day regarding who is bigger.&nbsp; Chase&nbsp;is developing&nbsp;a bit of a complex.&nbsp; He&#8217;s the smaller of the two by about two or three inches.&nbsp; He&#8217;s also two years younger.&nbsp; This fight will be interesting when they are closer to 10 and 8 than 5 and 3. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}