{"id":45,"date":"2002-10-31T23:04:29","date_gmt":"2002-10-31T23:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2002-10-31T23:04:29","modified_gmt":"2002-10-31T23:04:29","slug":"trick-and-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Trick and Treat"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Wednesday night, the events outside my living room window superceded the story
\ndeveloping on my TV. At about 8:00 pm, a short wail of a police car was followed by
\nthe constant flash of blue and red lights on the living room walls.<\/p>\n

A quick run to the window transformed me into more than a casually interested
\nobserver. An unmarked police car had pulled over a red Chevrolet sedan. The
\ndriver of the vehicle and the police officer were both out of their cars. Mr.
\npoliceman was not happy. He shouted at passenger to remain in the vehicle.
\nHe shouted at the driver to remain behind the car while he peered into the
\nvehicle with a flashlight.<\/p>\n

Probably a simple traffic stop, I thought to myself. It was odd that the
\npolice officer was in an unmarked car. It was also odd that apparently the two
\ncars had come from within my neighborhood, not from the main road.
\nThat isn’t the likeliest place for a radar trap. Oh well, no matter –
\nEd<\/a> was on.<\/p>\n

What’s going on? Is disco coming back? Another trip to the window revealed
\nan even more interesting scene. Three more police vehicles had appeared, blocking
\noff much of the road. Six kids were lined up against the car. Several police
\nofficers were talking to each other. Cars of adults began to appear.<\/p>\n

This is getting good. I better get on the phone with the neighbors. The neighbor
\nbehind me called to make sure John Travolta wasn’t dancing away in the yard.
\nI called the neighbor across the street to see if they had the scoop.
\nThey too were peering from behind the curtains but had the window cracked
\nto gain an audio track to the movie playing in the street. A jarbled version of
\nthe tale indicated there was something about an assault. The clown car of
\nchildren that was pulled over contained six kids. One was taking the blame.
\nHe was the one in cuffs.<\/p>\n

Eventually, parents showed up to take their future convicts home. The kid in cuffs
\ngot to ride in the car with the pretty lights. Calm was restored.<\/p>\n

That would have been the end of the story but it got much better when a kind policeman
\nstopped by while the wife, myself, and a neighbor were handing out candy on
\nHalloween. He had seen us peeking anxiously from the windows.<\/p>\n

The kids in question were having a bit of fun, celebrating mischief night by sharing
\nsome recent poultry purchases from the grocery store. This merry band of
\nadventurers had decided to not only pelt inanimate objects but humans as well.
\nIn fact, a man in my neighborhood had been attacked with eggs as he exited his
\ntruck. This man was unhappy. This man left his truck behind and jumped in his
\nundercover police car in hot pursuit.<\/p>\n

A state trooper got his man that night. The kid in cuffs went to jail for assualt.
\nThe hooligans in the car were stopped, thankfully before they got around to my
\nhouse.<\/p>\n

I can’t help but chuckle at their bad luck. I’d say someone has egg on his face (oooo, too easy).
\nJust wait until junior gets back to school and has to hear about this one from his friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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