{"id":46,"date":"2002-11-04T23:53:14","date_gmt":"2002-11-04T23:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=46"},"modified":"2002-11-04T23:53:14","modified_gmt":"2002-11-04T23:53:14","slug":"election-selection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plan.thewoottons.com\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Election Selection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time ever, I&#8217;ve decided to open my votes for November 5th election<br \/>\nfor public perusal.  I&#8217;ve included some comments and a bit of my individual<br \/>\nresearch along with each choice.<\/p>\n<p>I have to say that I enjoyed making the list.  It forced me to take a better<br \/>\nlook at some candidates and justify each selection in some way.  It will also<br \/>\ngive me a neat checklist when the election results roll in.  As a republican<br \/>\nvoting in a largely<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/politics\/elections\/2000\/states\/md\/#link3\">democratic<\/a><br \/>\nstate, I&#8217;m bound to<br \/>\nlose more than I win but that matters little.  I can&#8217;t complain if I don&#8217;t<br \/>\nbother to cast a ballot and &#8211; let&#8217;s face facts &#8211; what republican doesn&#8217;t<br \/>\nhave a lot to complain about in Maryland?<\/p>\n<p>If anyone has the itch to share, please do, even if you read this long<br \/>\nafter the fact.  For anyone still undecided, I found the<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/metro\/md\/elections\/votersguide\/\">voter&#8217;s guide<\/a><br \/>\nprovided by the<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\">Washington Post<\/a><br \/>\nto be a very handy guide.  Check it out.<br \/>\nOne more thing:  don&#8217;t forget to vote, unless of course<br \/>\nyou disagree with me.<\/p>\n<p><b>Governor<\/b>:<br \/>\nRobert L. Ehrlich. Jr.\/Michael S. Steele<\/p>\n<p>This is the easiest vote on the ballot for several reasons.  It&#8217;s certainly<br \/>\nthe one with the highest profile and the one I&#8217;ve spent the most time thinking<br \/>\nabout.  However, it wasn&#8217;t a hard decision.  A republican with a chance to<br \/>\ntake the governor&#8217;s post is a no brainer, even if I wasn&#8217;t a bit disgruntled<br \/>\nabout the last eight years of Mrs. Townsend.<\/p>\n<p><b>Comptroller<\/b>:  Gene Zarwell<\/p>\n<p>I like Mr. Schaefer &#8211; he&#8217;s certainly a familiar face &#8211; but the state<br \/>\nis currently facing a deficit of over $1 billion.  Is it his fault?<br \/>\nNah.  Should he take some of the blame?  Just a little.  Besides,<br \/>\nthe man has an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aol.com\">AOL<\/a> email address.<br \/>\nIt doesn&#8217;t really matter anyway.  This is just a throwaway vote<br \/>\nin the face of what I&#8217;m sure to be an impressive victory for Donnie.<\/p>\n<p><b>Attorney General<\/b>: J. Joseph Curran Jr.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. MacVaugh says some of the right things, like mentioning he would<br \/>\nbe &#8220;&#8230; Bob Ehrlich&#8217;s attorney general &#8230;&#8221;, but sometimes there is just no substitute for experience.<br \/>\nAs the incumbent, Mr. Curran has this qualification down.  Note that I<br \/>\ngot over the fact that he too has an AOL email address (you&#8217;d think<br \/>\nthat the people at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.joecurran.org\">joecurran.org<\/a><br \/>\nwould be nice enough to give him one, sheesh).<\/p>\n<p><b>Representative in Congress (D 2)<\/b>: Helen Delich Bentley<br \/>\nChalk this vote up to the balance in the House, where the republicans<br \/>\nhave a decent chance of controlling both House and the Senate along<br \/>\nwith the presidency.  My biggest problem with Bentley is the fact that she<br \/>\nlooks feeble; she&#8217;s not a spring chicken by any means.<\/p>\n<p><b>State Senator (D 31)<\/b>: Philip C. Jimeno<\/p>\n<p>Ugh, this one hurts.  On one hand, Mr. Jimeno is proud of a report card that<br \/>\nin my opinion should send him to detention.  One the other, David Kile<br \/>\ndoesn&#8217;t even sport a college degree or a couple of issues I&#8217;m particularly<br \/>\npassionate about.  If I was in Florida, I&#8217;d punch both holes or neither and<br \/>\nlet the voting machine figure it out.<\/p>\n<p><b>House of Delegates (D 31)<\/b>:<br \/>\nJohn R. Leopold, Don Dwyer, Thomas R. Gardner<\/p>\n<p>This one is more of a crap shoot because I get to pick three of six.<br \/>\nMr. Leopold came by and visited us during dinner one night, much to the<br \/>\nchagrin of the wife.  Despite this, he still gets my vote.  Dwyer<br \/>\ngets a vote for sheer effort.  He waves to my wife every day on the<br \/>\nway to work &#8211; rain, sleet, snow, or shine.  She doesn&#8217;t wave back but<br \/>\nshe&#8217;ll make the wave that counts.  Mr. Gardner gets my last vote<br \/>\nbecause he actually mentioned the deficit.  Imagine that.  It&#8217;s<br \/>\na republican sweep for me.<\/p>\n<p><b>County Executive<\/b>:  Phillip D. Bisset<br \/>\nWithout revealing the innocent parties, let&#8217;s just say that<br \/>\nthis one is personal.  It&#8217;s a simple vote against a<br \/>\ndisliked incumbent.<\/p>\n<p><b>County Council (D 3)<\/b>:  Ron Dillon, Jr.<br \/>\nThe retired catering manager of La Fountaine Bleu vs. the manager<br \/>\nof Dillon&#8217;s Bus Service.  It&#8217;s a toss up and I&#8217;m full.<\/p>\n<p><b>Judge of the Circuit Court<\/b>:<br \/>\nNancy Davis-Loomis, Paul A. Hackner<br \/>\nThe only two candidates present me with two choices.  I don&#8217;t<br \/>\neven understand why they bother with the ink, given that I&#8217;d<br \/>\nguess they only need one vote each secure the office<br \/>\n(it probably has something to do with that pesky election law).  Let&#8217;s<br \/>\npretend I&#8217;m the only one.  Everyone, leave this one to me.<\/p>\n<p><b>Court of Appeals\/Special Appeals<\/b><br \/>\nHere&#8217;s some more wasted ink that presents three candidates for<br \/>\ncontinuance of office.  How many people lose these things<br \/>\n(hey mom, I lost to Daffy Duck, the famous write-in candidate)?<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll save the internet some bytes and skip listing their names.<\/p>\n<p><b>State&#8217;s Attorney<\/b>:  Michael W. Burns<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s go for the newbie with an eye on Ehrlich&#8217;s Project Exile<br \/>\nprogram.  Punish gun crimes like you mean it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Clerk of the Circuit Court<\/b>:  Robert P. Duckworth<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t help but chuckle when I hear his name.  He should<br \/>\nbe a shrink (2 points if you get the joke).  What is it<br \/>\nwith Serabian talking about men being problem employees?<br \/>\nLet me write that down and figure out what that has to<br \/>\ndo with anything.<\/p>\n<p><b>Register of Wills<\/b>:  George N. Nutwell<br \/>\nThe only candidate gets my vote.  Someone wake me before I<br \/>\nget to the questions.<\/p>\n<p><b>Judge of the Orphan&#8217;s Court<\/b>:<br \/>\nPaul R. Shelby, Gordon H. Witherspoon, Jacqueline Boone Allsup<br \/>\nThis is another pick of three out of six.  Paul Shelby and<br \/>\nGordon Witherspoon seem to be the best qualified.  Nancy<br \/>\nPhelps went to Lansdowne (my alma mater), so she&#8217;s<br \/>\nout.  Jackie Allsup gets my toss up vote.<\/p>\n<p><b>Sheriff<\/b>:  John Edward Moran IV<br \/>\nWhat is with the IV&#8217;s at the end of these guy&#8217;s names?<br \/>\nBoth of these candidates seem to be pretty good.  This is<br \/>\nactually a close one.  When in doubt, vote along party lines.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question 1 &#8211; Interim Peace and Protective Orders<\/b>:  Against<br \/>\nThis just doesn&#8217;t sound necessary to me.  I&#8217;d need to know more and<br \/>\nI just don&#8217;t have the time to research it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question 2 &#8211; Legislation Authority of the General Assembly<\/b>:  Against<br \/>\nYou have to be kidding me.  This sounds so far reaching and so encompassing<br \/>\nthat liberals and dictators everywhere must have rejoiced when it was first<br \/>\napplied to paper.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question 3 &#8211; Certified Real Estate Appraiser<\/b>:  Against<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s get this straight: the government wants your property and gets<br \/>\nsomeone on their payroll to determine its worth.  Somehow I think<br \/>\nDutch Ruppersberger is involved in this one.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question A &#8211;  Ammended Ordinances<\/b>:  Against<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s a lazy vote.  I don&#8217;t know why so I&#8217;ll just say no.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question B &#8211; Fire Adminstrator<\/b>:  Against<br \/>\nI leave this vote with mixed feelings.  It almost got me.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question C &#8211; County Executive Vacancy<\/b>:  Against<br \/>\nI&#8217;m running short on juice and so is my ability to reason.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question D &#8211; Arbitration for Law Enforcement Employees<\/b>: Against<br \/>\nThis sounds like a cost cutting measure but it also sounds like<br \/>\nthe dirty parts of my employment agreement.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question E &#8211; Arbitration for Uniformed Firefighters<\/b>: Against<br \/>\nSee question D.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question F &#8211;  Cooperative Purchases<\/b>: Against<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a reasonable person and I have to vote yes to something.  Don&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p><b>Question G &#8211; Purchasing Contract Limits<\/b>: Against<br \/>\nCompetition slows things down.  It also ensures fair prices and<br \/>\nguards against those nasty political favors you hear so much about.<\/p>\n<p><b>Question H &#8211; Uniform Bidding<\/b>: Against<br \/>\nHere are some words to guard against when taking true\/false tests:<br \/>\nalways, never, and ONLY.  Let&#8217;s keep everyone honest.  Shall we?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time ever, I&#8217;ve decided to open my votes for November 5th election for public perusal. I&#8217;ve included some comments and a bit of my individual research along with each choice. I have to say that I enjoyed making the list. 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